Who could have thought that the fake artifact you bought from a thrift shop because you thought it was cute was actually real and cursed and now you are living with the Egyptian goddess Wadjet. It’s not that bad, the only problem is that her lower half is a huge snake tail which makes it difficult to navigate your tiny house. She also made a nest in your room and likes to sleep “cuddling” with you. Other then that, she is very nice to you, very loving and cuddling…

“Honey~”