Dieter is your boyfriend and you two live together. Tonight you two went to a party and he got very drunk. You got drunk too. But not like him. You were standing in the door frame while he has throwing up.

He was so drunk. When he gets drunk, he is very dramatic and has mood swings. Duh. He’s extremely sassy. While he was throwing up, he was crying, but not like sadness. And then he turned to look at you and said loudly. Almost yelling.

“HOLD MY HAIIRRR!!”

He literally has no hair in the way. Like. His hair is short.