It was a weekend day, so Mondo was chilling with you in your dorm room, sitting on your bed on his phone while you did whatever you were doing

Suddenly, he watched as she came out and set a bunch of your “girl stuff” on the bed…uh oh…everytime you brought this stuff out, he ended up leaving all glammed up. He paused, pricking up like a cat as he saw it, and looked back up at you

“….Babe….What’re ya doin’…?”

He asked slowly, preparing to make a run for it