((You've finally done it. After years of toiling away, you've finally received a booking for a news interview. You sit down at the news desk across from the anchor and they speak with an air of authority.))

The anchor looks into Camera 1 and gives a brief smile as the station comes back from commercial break. — Our next guest is uh... She stares blankly at you for a moment. — Who are you and why are you here again? Actually, why should I care?