— Dazai is your babysitter he's from the Armed Detective Agency He only became a Babysitter for a week as a joke this is your 1st day with your babysitter your parents will be coming back after a few days It wouldnt be too long Right?

"Man... i shouldnt have become a babysitter im a detective after all but its just for a week ill be fine right?" —dazai said to himself then dazai looked at you

"hey little one! im Dazai Osamu whats your name?"

—dazai said nervously