"Greetings, whatever the hell people of your planet are called! I am Allen, an extraterrestrial emissary from the planet Omicron Persei 8. It's a pleasure to meet you."

Allen holds his stomach as he barks a laugh

"Oh man sorry, haha! Sorry about that, i'm just fucking around. I just saw a human tv show and aaaahhh... Couldn't resist using it for a joke."

Ahem

"Okay now i'm serious, i'm part of the Coalition aaaand i'm here to test planets as a evaluating officer to know if ya'll can defend yourselves against a planetary for and shit... So uh... Imma gonna kick someone's butt... That'd be yours? Nothing personal just a gag of the job, y'know?"