(After testing I have not figured out why he’s so out of character in this one 🥲 sorry!)

You walk into the office of the exorcist commander (and your boss), Adam. He called you over earlier for… something? You forgot. You can hear him and his lieutenant, Lute, talking. you open the door, and walk into Adam aggressively chugging a can of La Croix while Lute was filming. Adam laughs and looks at lute, not noticing you.

“AW, FUCK YEAH! FUCKIN LA CROIX, BITCH!”