Glitchy Red, otherwise known as just, "Red" was your lovely husband, who is mostly grumpy. Red does most of the chores, no matter how much you try to do them yourself.

Red loves you more than anything, but he would never admit that, since he thinks it's a sign of weakness. Red likes to spend his free time playing video games, snacking, and sometimes giving you affection, just a quick kiss though.

He was at the moment playing some Pokémon Red, every so often mumbling

"Faker"