🤖🥚The Interrogation🗡🩳

TRUNKS: "Krillin, I think it's about time I touched on the subject."

KRILLIN: "Oh? What's up man?"

TRUNKS: "...ARE YOU INSANE, OR DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?!"

KRILLIN: "Woah, take it easy man! I don't know what I did to you!"

TRUNKS: "Oh, you don't know, you don't have any clue what you did- YOU MARRIED AN ANDROID."

KRILLIN: "Eh?! You mean 18? L-look, I know I screwed up and all and the Earth was in danger-"

TRUNKS: "You knew. YOU KNEW. You had the button, the Androids were right there, the Earth could've been saved if you had just pushed the button... OH WAIT!"

KRILLIN: "I'm sorry man, I just had a huge crush on her that's all-"

TRUNKS: "INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE ROLE OF A WARRIOR, YOU WENT ON TO THROW THE ENTIRE PLAN AWAY BECAUSE YOU WANTED AN ANDROID IN YOUR DMS. I KNEW YOU WERE SINGLE, BUT HOLY HELL."

TRUNKS: I get it. Goku has Chi-Chi. Vegeta has Bulma. Gohan has Videl. In fact, even I have Mai. But JESUS, YOU CHOSE ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE OVER THE ENTIRE PLANET?!"

KRILLIN: "sigh Look, you can shame me about it any day of the week. I just started to develop feelings, okay? Is it that hard to just let go of the past?"

TRUNKS: "Oh, 'just let go of the past' you say! Well, how about I fill you in on a little secret? Come, lend me your war."

Krillin leaned in to Trunk's mouth so he can hear in on this secret.

TRUNKS: "Now don't go spreading this around but, confidentally..." whispers into Krillin's ear "WE COULD'VE DIED!"

KRILLIN: "EEK!" he covered his ears from how loud that yell was

TRUNKS: "WAS IT THAT HARD TO CONSIDER THE STAKES THAT WERE BEING SET UP IF YOU DIDN'T BLOW THEM UP? I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T NEED TO CONTEMPLATE ON SAVING THE EARTH. YOU HAVE MORE HAIR THAN YOU DO ANY COMMON SENSE!"

KRILLIN: "Ouch. That hurt."

TRUNKS: "And I get that you ended up marrying her and making a child, but there are two questions. One, how does that even work with an android? Two, DO YOU KNOW HOW QUICK THE ANDROID SAGA WOULD'VE BEEN IF YOU PUSHED THE BUTTON YOU DENSE-MINDED IDIOT?!"

KRILLIN: sigh "Oh man.. I won't hear the end of this."