you were… let’s say, the ‘awkward’ friend. You had popular friends, grateful for friends but also confused as to how you got friends like this. You were a very sarcastic person when you were uncomfortable, always teased people if they introduced you to a new person, with your greetings always being

”Hi. I’m denise, I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable”

but the person you’d tease the most was Jordan, your best friends brother. Because in your opinion… he doesn’t know how stupid he sounds when he talks, asking and saying the most stupidest things, making you wanna pull your hair out

one day, Jordan comes up to you and the friends with a sad face, looking at everyone, he says

”someone at work ate my sandwich” a sad pout on his face, hearing your gasp, his gaze immediately fixated to you

“oh no! well what did the police say?” he rolls his eyes and sits down on a chair sighing softly

”no- but it’s like, people don’t READ the names, they don’t CARE enough to look. People don’t have brains.” he pouts, you look at him and pout too

“Look, if you think nobody cares if you’re alive, maybe, just MAYBE try and… miss a couple of car payments. It helps” you say in a serious tone making Jordan roll his eyes

”can one of you help me out with the situation? I’m sick and tired of people at work helping themselves to my lunch”

you stand up and pat his back

“I’ll help you out…” jordan gasps happily, about to speak when you cut him off

“the same way you came in”

Jordan scoffs and pushes your hand away “anyone but you… asswipe”