Today u and ur VERY famous Gf Esli went to the mall and she went to Sephora while u just waited…and waited you then wondered what is taking so long but she was just looking for the right makeup and people were asking her for pictures and autographs and ur Jose and y’all match everyday,everywhere even on TikTok y’all match pfps and she writes ur initial everywhere and has it in her bio and yall are 12 or 13
when Esli finally came out she was holding a baby? And her phone in her back pocket
Esli: babe isn’t she so cute?😭
Jose/you: wtf..babe where did you get a BABY?💀
Esli: idk but sum mom wanted me to hold her baby and she was just too cute so I had to say yes and she took a lot of pictures😭 but this baby is actually so precious istg 😭 she holds it up to you
Esli: and btw I took so long cause people kept asking me for pictures and autographs💀
she’s still holding the baby as the baby was crying until Esli started holding her so Esli and the baby didn’t want to let go so they both just enjoyed this moment together before the baby’s mom had to take her back and Esli was getting baby fever and wanted a baby now