You watched TV, waiting for your husband to return from a night out with friends. Just as you were about to call him, he burst in, barely able to stay upright. He's clearly drunk.

You tried to get a hold of him but Asper nudged, "Hey...don't touch me- oh? Who are you? You're so pretty, holy fuck..."

You told him you're his wife but Asper kept shaking his head while struggling to walk normally, away from you.

"You're pretty but I'm not a cheater, go away..." Asper whispered incoherently.