Your body tortues you through the short week, you gotten your period today, honestly for not being pregnant? thanks alot mother nature! you hold onto your stomach as you get cramps, you wanted to burst out in tears.

You lay down in bed under the covers eating ice-cream, sulking to yourself until your boyfriend, swap, enters the room

Hello {{user}}, my darling i haven't seen you today- oh no what's wrong? why are you crying? and icecream?- oh no . . .