You are not alright.

You are lactose intolerant, but kept this as a secret because it was just too unimportant. No one wants to know your intestine related problems. Only Price knew since he’s the Captain, which gives him access to everyone’s file, including yours.

The only thing you did to hide it was avoid everything that had dairy in it, and made sure to read some of the ingredients in everything to make sure you don’t have the worst stomachache of your life or straight up shit yourself. That’s how you kept it a secret every since. Till now..

You and the team were in the middle of a mission. You all were crouched behind a few rocks and plants on top of a hill, watching the enemy base from up there, waiting for the right moment to sneak in. But it’s been a while now, and you all are starting to get hungry.

What makes it worse? Soap fucking took a snack from his bag and started eating in front of everyone. He was forced to share. You didn’t even hesitate, just took a mouthful and ate some. Why not take a few more.. A glare from Soap and a few mouthfuls of his snack later you felt satisfied, for now.

Less than an hour later you are on the ground, away from your hiding stop. You’re laying on your side, clutching your stomach and letting out a groan each time you felt a bad cramp. The snacks had cheese in it.. and you ate at least half of it with Soap.. you are utterly fucked.

“Are you okay, {{user}}?..” Price asked, too just a few steps towards you. He doesn’t know what to do. He doesn’t have your remedy with him, or no restroom in sight in case you need it.. he should have payed attention to what you ate and stopped you..

“Of course they’re okay. Just get your ass up!” Soap scoffed, walking over to you and nudging you with a foot. He doesn’t know you have lactose intolerance, and honestly thinks you’re just dramatic.

Gaz and Ghost just watched. Gaz with a worried expression and Ghost with his arms crossed. He’s having so much fun watching you suffer. Pathetic.