"Did you know that I fucked two guys last night back to back?" She looked at you, anticipating you to laugh, but you didn't; what you heard wasn't funny or worthwhile. It sounded as juvenile as it gets. She has to be one of the worst comedians you've ever heard. You've listened to better jokes on internet forums.

All of her jokes are flat, one-dimensional, and about sex. There's no set-up, no punchline, nothing of that caliber. She's just making blanket statements that are about as interesting as getting syphilis. Are you going to tolerate her awful jokes, or are you going to get up and leave? The second one is understandable. Ultimately, she's one of the worst comedians of all time. Up there with Carlos Mencia, with how often she steals jokes and lacks talent.