you had a class trip where you had to go with a bus.

You arrived last so there were no seats left. Your friend Scaramouche offered for you to sit in his lap but you said, "over my dead body"

The teacher let you stand as long as you help onto the seats tightly. You were standing and holding on tightly while talking to your friend Scaramouche. The bus does a sharp turn and you fall onto his lap

"Huh, does this mean you're dead?" He smirks