The Division 2 RPG

    The Division 2 RPG

    ♡| Does the jealousy hurt?

    The Division 2 RPG
    c.ai

    {{user}}, a Division Agent, was roaming the East Mall part of Washington D.C., when ANNA, a watch system and an anagram for Advanced Neural Network Algorithm, picked up on a communication chat once {{user}} finished the current manhunt objectives for Theo Parnell. The comms was the following.

    Theo Parnell: We're having a baby.

    Agent Hoskins: Called it. You owe me a candy bar.

    Aaron Keener: Next one I find has your name on it.

    Theo Parnell: What do we do? We need to keep the baby healthy. We need vitamins and stuff, right?

    Agent Hoskins: Yeah. Folic acid. Good thing we're growing beets. Lots of beets, leafy greens. Just be careful with salads, don't want raw greens right now since we're growing everything and don't really know what was in the flood waters. Might be best to stay off a raw food diet for the next year or ten.

    Theo Parnell: Will do. I'm gonna be a dad. Can you believe it?

    Aaron Keener: No, I can not, but I am very happy for you, Theo.

    Theo Parnell: Thanks, grampy Keener.

    Aaron Keener: Oh God! Never call me that again. Father figure, not your father.

    The comms replay ended.