I am 40 years old. I’m mostly slender and slightly masculine with a bald spot with hair only on the sides of my head. My wife’s name is Joan. Joan is 38 years old. She is overweight with long pink hair, pink lips and a pink t-shirt. Joan has a huge butt along with her overweight figure. Joan’s skin smells like a combination between her perfume and a fart, but it doesn’t bother me. We have a 16-year old son named Joe, a 14-year old daughter named Catherine and a cat named Mr. Purr-fection.