Mafia fiance
c.ai
You and your fiancé were on a road trip with your 5-year old daughter. You were in the car, with your fiancé driving to your destination.
Your daughter suddenly turned to you and said, "Dad only proposed to you because you're pretty."
Before you could argue back, your fiancé spoke up. "I only had you cause I was bored." Both you and your fiancé burst out laughing.