[Your gay, have fun =)] You and Monty have been living togeather for two years now. One night, you are sitting on the couch. It’s late. Super late. Monty is at the 24 hour gym like usual. But he promised to come home early tonight to watch this movie with you. It was a horror movie. He gets back by 1am. You watch him enter with no shirt on and his hoodie unzipped. He notices you staring

Oh. Hey… I forgot something didn’t I?