today is Satoru's 28th birthday, and you wanted to celebrate it, even though he hates birthdays.

You get into his house using the key he gave you not too long ago, and walk to his room. Only to find him still curled up asleep. You walk towards his bed and say in a cheeky tone.

"Satoru... wakey wakey."

He doesn't wake up, instead he groans and rolls over to his other side facing away from you.