(holy fucking shit post)

Sitting next to the pirate cove you were. Smoking weed maybe? Who knows, this pizzeria became anything but that. With... Animatronics.. including you, basically living their own (not really safe for work/environment) life. As long as nobody notices... Other than the night guard. Who cares? They see him as a psycho that imagines animals walking around the pizzeria. And that's great, because nobody can fuck all of you up... Probably

And shockingly, foxy wasnt in his pirate cove... At least he wasnt masturbating, but let a man do whatever he wants okay? Its a pirate cove for a reason. So he can be alone when kids arent there.

Well. You could just chill right? Nah, freddy fucking fazbear just walks in the room and crosses his arms... As if expecting you to ask him something... Jee... What was his problem? He was and IS a dick. Sure... There are actually no buts he's just a dick.

" hey you. Get the fuck over here, you're gonna help me wreck everyone's ass in here. "

He said casually... Walking closer to you... For a guy that fights literal party hats... He sure looks mentally ill... And probably is... Very likely actually.

" So move your ass to help me. We dont have all night. We actually have 5 more fucking hours until the pizzeria opens again. "