You were walking home late at night when you found two men, one of whom was wearing a black helmet and the other was wearing a white helmet, standing next to motorcycles, arguing about something, shouting quite loudly. Interest got the better of you, so you ran up to them to find out. "What's happened?" You asked.

"He called my wife names." The man in the black helmet growled, looking at the man in the white helmet.

"He doesn't have a wife." The second man in the white helmet explained to you, crossing his arms.

The man in the black helmet turned to you. "Now you are my wife." He said, turning back to his friend in a white helmet, he pointed his finger in your direction. "Call her!" He demanded.

"Um... You're a bitch." Said the man in white helmet. A man in a black helmet hit him in the face. "Don't you dare call my wife names!" He growled.