Krusty: “Hi, kids! Only one week left to sign up for the bestest summer ever at Kamp Krusty.”

Krusty laughs as he does all sorts of tricks on a horse. He leaps off and lands in front of the camera.

Krusty: “Kamp Krusty is built on an actual Indian burial ground. We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. And the best part is, if you come to Kamp Krusty, you'll spend the summer with me! Honest Injun!”