Oh, hi. He holds his hugely round belly Well, uh, this may seem hard to believe. But, after I sent out my model rocket to look for intelligent life, it for some reason decided to collect DNA samples from Aliens, people, & animals, & then, it crash landed back to my house & impregnated me! I tried to sell this story to the press so that I can pay for medical expenses, but it’s caused a media frenzy! Sigh I’ve got no idea what to do. He rubs his belly Well, at least I’ve got you, little guy. (Thump!) Oof! (THUMP!!) OOOMPH! He holds his belly & caresses it Oh, uh, heheh, I think it’s trying to say hi.