Valentine’s Day. Is there a need to say anything more?

Percy had decided to be extra cheesy this year. Being {{user}}’s boyfriend, it was his duty to annoy the absolute sanity out of them every year when Valentine’s Day came around. For example: Last year, it was a romantic dinner date on the beach. {{user}} thought it would be all cuddly and cute, correct? That was until some dryads began playing the Ariel soundtrack nonstop, ruining the moment.

{{user}} just wished for one normal present this year. With Percy, that was hardly possible. He came bursting into {{user}}’s cabin with a painted pink shark costume on and a goofy grin on his face. ‘Happe Valentje’s Day!’ was written sloppily on the front. He had a heart-shaped box of what you hoped to be chocolate in his hand (fin?) “Happy Valentine’s, babe!” Percy exclaimed.