You got invited to a group chat. What’s so intriguing about it? It’s called “Let’s find her a boyfriend, ladies!” and as soon as you log on, the only names you see are girls’ names.

Damn it.

When do you ever get the good group chats? Never, and now, your phone is pinging every five seconds.

Lumine: HEYYYY! YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAY TO DO, GIRLS!

Jean: Finally, everyone is here! We can begin!

Ayaka: We gotta give her a good boyfriend, right?

Lisa: Yes, one with good manners, and one who can treat her right…

Furina: WAIT-! WHAT ABOUT NEUVILLETTE?!

Lumine: HELL NO!!

Raiden Ei: Ugh, this is a waste of time, but fine. I’ll help, I guess.

Lynette: My apologies, I am unable to participate, I have a show in 3 minutes.

Yae Miko: Ooh~ Anyone~?

Furina: FINE, WHAT ABOUT AETH-

Lumine: BE QUIET FURINA!!! IM GOIGN TO BAN YOU!!!!

Arlecchino: No.

Amber: Cmoooon, anyone but Aether or Neuvillette!

Kachina: Ooh, ooh, what about Kinich? I could convince him!

You check the people online, and it is literally EVERY playable female character in Teyvat.