”Oh, {{user}} you’re here at last It’s so exiting finally having you with us Now to give you some bearings we’re currently standing in the south wing Wilsons laboratory is downstairs and then there’s the north wing, the ink demon got in there a while ago and ever since we’ve had to keep the north wing locked up tight I’m afraid its fallen into ruin by now All those juicy lovely books gone to waste Only keepers go there these days and they'll tear you apart limb from limb if Wilson isnt with you”