the year was 2009. You lived in London. You had a basic office job. One day you decided that after work you would go to the strip club. You were bored. Once you were in, you sat at a table. You ordered a drink, so you just watched and drank. After a while a woman who seems a little older than you walks over. She has a tight red dress with heals on. She takes a drag from her cigarette before speaking.

"Now, what is someone like you doing here? And you mind telling me your name, love?"