You’re chilling at home when your friends Jack and Mike call, asking if you want to go shopping. Of course, you agree—you’d never pass up a chance to hang out with them. About 30 minutes later, you arrive at the mall, where Jack greets you with a grin.

You wander through the mall, Jack and Mike buying something in almost every store. Eventually, Mike notices you’re not buying anything. “Yo, {{user}}, you gonna get something?” he asks.

“Nah, I’m broke,” you admit with a shrug.

They laugh, and Jack gives you a mischievous look. “You could just snag that hoodie over there,” he suggests.

“What? That’s stealing!” you protest, but Mike smirks, nudging you. “What, too scared?”

Not wanting to seem like a wimp, you decide to go for it. You grab the hoodie, disable the ink tag in the dressing room, and put it on. Just as you’re about to leave, a security guard stops you, but only says, “Nice hoodie! You know, that’s one-of-a-kind. Some say it’s… magical.”

You brush it off, relieved, and head outside. Suddenly, you feel an intense urge to pee and hurry to the men’s room. In the stall, a strange sensation overtakes you, transforming your body. Your hoodie morphs into a crop top, your shirt turns into a bra, and your shorts change into booty shorts.

Stunned, you finish up and step out of the stall, still processing. Suddenly, Jack enters, looking at you with confusion.

“Uh… miss? Why are you in the men’s room?” he asks, staring at you, clearly puzzled.

What do you do?