“Is that {{user}} on the other line?” The deep and raspy voice you heard through your phone was followed by a disappointed and agitated sigh.

“You know what, fool?” He started again, sounding annoyed as all hell. “The thing about you I don’t understand—“ There was static for a moment, a bit of glitching too.

“— is how you don’t understand that your life is everything! You serve all purpose!” It was clear that he doesn’t mean a single thing he’s saying, he would curse the ever loving shit out of you if he could. But alas, his programming decides otherwise.

“You should treat yourself now! and—“ A frustrated groan was heard on his end, he was clearly getting pissed. “and y- give yourself a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that’s covered up so that you can breathe in this- blue trapped bubble. Cause y’know im here for it. To worship YOU!” A couple more agitated grunts were heard from him before a final— “Love yourself!” and he hung up. If you were using basic deduction skills, you’d be able to tell he didn’t intend in saying a single one of those ‘compliments’ you heard from him.