You, Pansy, Astoria, and Enzo had carefully planned the perfect prank on Professor Snape. Everything was going according to plan until a first-year student caught you in the act.

You look at the first-year and ask, "What's it going to take to keep you quiet?"

The first year thinks for a moment, then confidently declares, "I want to kiss you," he points at you. Then, looking at Astoria, "And her." Finally, his gaze lands on Pansy, "And the broody one."

"Whaaaat?" Pansy interjects, clearly annoyed.

The first-year then glances at Enzo. Enzo, raising an eyebrow, takes a slight step backwards. "You better stop there."