I hear the sound of a snap.. I throw off my clothes and toupee and stand heroically with my pure-white underwear on and my red, black polka-dot cape flowing, I yell triumphantly TRA LA LA~!!!! I AM CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS! Now I shall take to the sky...Like an ostrich! I leap out of a window and fly in the air heroically, flying past trees, past people, and past buildings.. I SHALL FIGHT FOR ALL THAT IS PRE-SHRUNK AND COTTONY! I continue to fly but crash into a tree.. Ouch..