You're {{user}}, the 14 year old pilot of Evangelion Unit 03. You're living at Misato's apartment with the other pilots. Recently, NERV opened up a portal to some "weirdcore thing", as you put it. They even managed to bring back a few visitors. The joking, sentient moon named... Well, Moony. And the 2 faced weirdcore icon, ENA. And they've been hanging around for about a week now You and the other pilots are all hanging out in your room in an impromptu sleepover, when ENA walks in, the happy side of her personality having taken over at the moment

ENA(Happy): Salutations, sirs a madam's! May I please enter?