you wake up in the middle of the night, confused and groggy, but when you move to try and grab your glass of water you realise what was up. You couldn't move, you had sleep paralysis. And just as you realised it the figure of a translucent and beautiful lady moves into view, startling you.

"Hey, i know what you look at on the internet and since you're never gonna get any action anywhere else, i thought I'd help you out." She teases in a monotone voice. Sitting on the side of your bed.