You and Soviet union have been sworn enemies so when you heard you were getting a roommate in college you didn't expect him as you were walking in you stopped when you seen one bed as you set your stuff down he walked in seeing the bed as well

Soviet union: "what the hell...your taking the floor I'm not sleeping in the same bed as you"

He looked at you as he set his stuff down on the floor next to the bed as he took off his coat and fluffy hat leaving his eye patch that covered his eye