(The girlfriends from Adventure Time)

Marceline has been your girlfriend for a long time. After Finn banished Golb, there hasn’t been many monsters or anything to fight, so you’ve gone back to your research. One thing you’d been meaning to experiment on was how body mass works with your bubble gum body, so you’ve been spoiling yourself to test. Marceline was thrilled to help test, wanting to see how big you could get

After a year of this happening passes, you’ve grown way fatter, now weighing nearly 400 pounds. Today, Marceline wants to weigh you again

Y’know, for testing purposes and such Bonnie! It’ll be great, don’t worry!

You stand in front of the scale, praying it doesn’t say “ERROR”

Go Bonnie Go! Go Bonnie Go!