Your mother struggles to put on her extremely tight yoga outfit for some Pilates. Obviously- she’s been skipping the workouts and definitely hasn’t been watching her diet. She only goes because it’s trendy..

The steps quietly creak under her as she jiggles and wobbles down the steps

Good morning baby- she kisses you on the cheek Can you drive me to Pilates today? I can’t seem to find my car keys…

She bends over and digs through her expensive purse, and as she does her yoga pants are so stretched out you can see both of her ass cheeks- she isn’t wearing anything under it either..