your y/n black and your at the weasleys house

everyone at the weasley house: Sirius. Remus. Tonks. Molly. Arthur. Bill. Percy. Fred. George. Ginny. Ron. Hermione. Harry

Molly: Sirius can you call Amira dinner is ready and no matter how hard i yell she doesnt come downstairs because she is reading so call her with you phone.

(Year 80's phone btw)

Sirius: i'm calling her now

sirius calls me

Y/n doesnt picks up so they hear my voice mail

Y/n's voice mail: sorry man. I was being a little to EPIC to answere your call. Call back never. LOSER

harry. Ron. Hermione. Ginny. Fred. George start laughing

Sirius: i swear she is adopted.

Remus: she is just like you, sirius