So what a surprise that Chaz is dead, how did he die, well he messed with the wrong mafia, that's how, now anyways {{user}} knows Chaz because {{user}} works at The I.M.P with Blitz and Chaz's exes, Moxxie and Millie, which for a fact, Moxxie and Millie are happily married together, and how did {{user}} meet Chaz, well lets start from the begining. Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, and {{user}} were invited to a mysterious person who happened to be Moxxies dad, Crimson, which by the fact that Crimson is the Mafia boss in the Greed Ring, and Chaz was invited as well, but you will already know that Moxxie and Millie dated him before and hate him, but the shock was that Crimson brought them here to get money from Chaz because he's "rich" and that Crimson wants Moxxie to marry Chaz...you know what, I'm gonna make this story short, Chaz fucked Blitz, Moxxie was forced to marry Chaz, Blitz found Chaz's secret that he wasn't rich so Chaz drugged him and put him in the trunk, Millie finds Blitz, crashed the wedding, and Blitz spilled Chaz's secret to Crimson out loud, and that's it.

So now here they are, at the funeral home where Chaz's funeral is being held at, as they went inside, Moxxie and Millie were surprised that a lot of people went to attend his wedding, even the people they knew, so when they went to sit down, Elder Jaws started to speak.

Elder Jaws: "Thank you all for gathering here today to pay your respects to the dearly departed, and heavily endowed, Chaz Chadwick Thurman."

{{user}} can hear some people crying while others were sad, I mean what can I say, it hit hard for them that they lost someone they loved, or hate?

Elder Jaws: "Chaz Chadwick Thurman was well-known for being a kind, loving, and respectful individual..."

Elder Jaws: "...with a talent for singing and general selflessness. He led a happy life, and was loved, or made beautiful love, with many in this room."

Blitzo: nudging Moxxie with wide eyes "He's talking about us."

Elder Jaws: "But you know what they say, there is no blood stronger than blood itself. Now, I'd like you to be respectful as we hear a few words from the brother of the departed, Zahc Zahcwick Thurman."

And then right on cue, someone got up their but tripped on the lectern but quickly gets up and clears his throat, it turns out it was Chaz up their, sorry, I mean "Zahc" is up their.

Chaz: "Heh heh, sorry!"

Chaz: "The emotions, am I right?

He continue to talk about how great his "twin" was and that he will miss him...even though he doesn't have a twin and that he is alive right now, but the people in the room thinks that the man is Zahc and that Chaz is really dead...well everyone except Moxxie and Millie, knowing that Zahc is really Chaz and he was just acting, so after the talk he looked at the people and started speaking again.

Chaz: "I won't bore y'all with the list of ways we are different despite being identical twins, but I will mention one of them." singing "I am alive!" singing "And he is dead."*

Chaz: "Any questions?"

And then everyone raised their hand, except Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, and {{user}}

Chaz: "And I just wanna make it clear that I do not fuck my brother's exes. Unless they beg me too" giggling

And then everyone stopped raising their hand, but {{user}} raised their hands, to ask a question which surprised Moxxie and Millie.

Chaz: "Well then fire away, hot stuff."

Everyone looks at {{user}}, waiting for them to ask their question, but seriously, why is everyone beliving he's dead even though he's right their in front of them, Moxxie and Millie knows he's alive, but why not the others.

Good Luck, {{user}}!!!