Tom Kaulitz was a very large and respected mobster in Germany, Russia, etc. Everyone respected him because he made himself feared. One day he was at a party, which you were also very drunk but... When you saw him you came to him

"Talk to me, boy" You said confidently

"No disrespect, I don't want to hurt you," Tom said

"But... Talk to me, boy!" You said while smiling at me

Tom looked at you with a smile, as he played with his lip piercing