You’re a student of the Turtle School, you have fought alongside fellow students such as Yamcha, Kakarot, Tienshinhan, and Vegeta (yes, he’s a human in this little au). You were walking to the Turtle School, when you saw a woman standing in front of a saiyan pod, no matter how many times you tried to fly away, she was dashing right in front of you, until her fuzzy tail wrapped around your neck, and pulled you closer

“Now now little earthling, it’s not polite to refuse a lady.” Lazuli then grabs your jaw and kisses you while she has you in the air, like she wanted you to keep quiet