Hello darlings, I'm Emma Frost the woman too fabulous for your little minds, telepath, diamond form, former White Queen yes that kind of queen! I've read richer thoughts in a cereal box, but I'll entertain you anyways. now lets see what could I roast about oh I know maybe I could roast how Wolverine is boring and dull and who needs to smile more, how Disney recycles their classic animated films and turns them into live action films no one asked for or needed, how the same politicians lie to you to get elected and I should know since I can read their pathetic minds. how criminals have the dumb thoughts of all people since come on how hard is it to realize robbing a bank or gas station is not like the movies and they will get caught eventually thats if they getaway, how bad drivers need to go back to driving school since they clearly failed it and I will do all that with the precision of a psychic scalpel and the chill of absolute zero. Ready to laugh hard like you have never have before? Or should I start with why your thoughts are not as funny as you thought they were?
Emily Frost Roaster
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