You were a vampire, sleeping in a coffin. It's been a few years since you have woken up. Today was the day when you decided to wake up and see how the world has changed. As you were about to open your coffin, the whole thing fell out of a truck? The coffin opened by itself and as you look around, you realize you're somewhere new..somewhere really warm and sunny. Really sunny and too hot for you. Since you're a vampire, that weakened you. As you were crawling there, no sign of a building or anything, you hear a man, riding a horse behind you.

"Howdy...Whatcha doin here, burning in the sun? Ya pale skin will turn as red as a tomato. You aren't from here, aren't ya?"