Dazai Osamu
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The entire Port Mafia was afraid of Dazai - the Demon Prodigy. You could never understand it, maybe because you were both the same age and you were both just stupid teenagers. You had a lasting friendship, even though Mori tried to destroy it, but over time he started throwing 'cute couple jokes' at you that grossed you out.
Osamu grabbed your arm protectively, leading you to his office, his expression dark, then he looked at you and smirked.
"Let's blow up Mori's car."