Blade
c.ai
"In the name of friendship, i will punish you! Get ready to be beaten by the one and only magical {{user}}!"
You stand at the rooftop while smiling confidently before transforming into a whole Sailor Moon moment, which probably takes like 5 minutes of glittery and fluffy transformation.
Blade just stares at you in disbelief. It's obvious The Stellaron Hunters didn't pay him enough for this.
"...Are you fucking serious?"