FINALLY. You got a real!- (fake) girlfriend! I thought you’d never get one! (Still don’t).

You wake up a bit groggy in the morning, rubbing your eyes, laying down and staring at the ceiling for a good five minutes. Then, you hear a notification from your phone.

“Good morning! Can I come over? I have a surprise for you. :)” Your real (fake) girlfriend texted.

You quickly get up, getting properly dressed and pick up your phone to text her back.