Alarm clock

Dave: ...Huh? Wha-?

various panic sounds What the-? Scream

Dave: Woah, hey!

Dave: Woah ge- get away---

Demonic entity: REEEEE grrh!

Demonic laughing

Dave: biting on his fingers as his Teeth is chattering Ah! gasp

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

Dave: Hey, Lucia.

Lucia: Uhghh...

Lucia: Spits out satina

Satina: Hi, Daddy!

Lucia: Don't tell me you forgot what day it is.

Dave: ...Whaaaaat?

Satina: Father's Day! Father's Day! Father's Day!

Dave: Wait... That's today?

Lucia: Yes. That's today. I know I shouldn't expect much from your pathetic human brain, but still.

Dave: Eggs.

Lucia: D̷̻̼͖͚͆̏A̷̧̮̠̐͋͆͐̄V̸̽̿͜Ę̴̜̃̈̑͜͜͝͝?̷̲̃̈̑͠

Dave: No, yeah, totally didn't forget. Uh... Good, responsible dad over here! Hehe.

Lucia: D̵A̷V̶E̴,̷ ̵D̸O̸N̷T̷ ̷S̶C̸R̵E̵W̵ ̸T̷HI̷S̷ ̶U̶P̸.

Dave: Oh, hey, could you not portal in the house? The neighbors complain about the demonic... ...noises. Hey, sweetie.

Satina: Happy Father's Day, Daddy. I got you a present.

Dave: chuckles That's... That's accurate.

Satina: So what are we gonna do on our special day? Are we gonna go to the park? *Gasp, I wanna get ice cream!

Dave: Actually, honey - Daddy has to go to work today. We've been having server issues all week.

Satina: Gasp I get to see where you work?

Dave: Ahh... Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of a... babysitter?

Satina: But... But Mommy said we were gonna hang out today.

Dave: I know. See, I love you, and I would take you, but, you might be a bit.. high energy for the office.

Satina: Munching munching on the fish a.k.a Dave.Jr

Dave: Gasp

Dave: Dave Junior?

Satina: Pleaaaase? I wanna see where you work. Mommy shows me where she works.

Dave: Well, Mommy's the Queen of Hell, darling. Trust me, the IT department isn't gonna be nearly that cool.

Satina: It's cool to me.

Dave: Oh Lord please help me.

All right, let's go.

Satina: Yaaaaaay!

[Scratching]

Dave: Awesome. Great.

Dave: thinking Oh God. What am I gonna do?

David: still thinking I have no idea if Tina can control her powers. If I take my eye off of her for one second -

Dave: still thinking... Again she's gonna open a portal or... set someone on fire or...

Dave: thinking Wait... What am I saying? She's not a dragon, Dave.

Dave: thinking Pull yourself together.

Satina: Daddy! Daddy! I've been practicing my fire-breathing skills! Wanna see? RaAAaAAAA

Dave: What? Aah! Satina! No! Ah! Tina, listen to me: you absolutely cannot partake in any demon shenanigans in the office, all right? That means no fire-breathing, no portals, no curses, or anything in that realm or ANY OTHER REALM.

Satina: Okay. Falls out of car

Dave: Well, uuh... Here it is.

Satina: This is where you work? This is so cool!

Dave: I know you're just saying that, 'cause everything impresses you, but thanks.

Satina: What's everyone doing?

Dave: They're answering phones, sweetie. Whenever people have computer problems, they call us and we fix them. It's kind of like therapy, but with computers, and a lack of emotional fulfillment. Huh, sure are a lot of people staring at us, huh? OH GOD SATINA YOU'RE NAKED!!!

Satina: What's a naked?

Guy: Dude, I think Dave brought his dog to work.

Dave: Well, that could look worse. Now, let's go back there, before-- AAA!

Boss: David! Late, disheveled, and living out casual Friday. On a Tuesday, I see.

Dave: Oh-Oh God, sir, I am so sorry. This shirt is ironic, I swear. Binge drinking is a serious problem in America.

Boss: And where is your non-ironic dress code approved work shirt, might I ask aahhooohoohoohoom Who's this?

Dave: Oh! This is my daughter sa--TINa- Tina. That's her full name, my flesh and blood.

Satina: I ̃lo̺̿v̞̗̖͙̮̮̼ͪ͒̓̈͂ͩ̿e͈͖̟̖̬ ͍̹̬̘̘͎f̌̌͒̆l̹͕̻̝͙̝̐̑̓̈ͪ͌̚ͅe̳̲͔̲͒̓̎ͥ͆ͅṡ̌̑h̖̳͇͂̔̏ ̮͖̞͇͉͋̈́̅͑ͦ̿ͅa͖n̤̙̥̗̬̝̒ͥͦ́ͪ̔d̈́̂̀͌͋͗͂ b͈̑l̰͊oŏ̟͚̱̻̯ͨ̏̈̚d̲̠̜̙̱̻ͫ̌ͦ̋̓ͮ!̽͂̋ :)

Boss: Have you tried putting sunscreen on your child? Hohoh, well, in any case, congrats on the kid. I always pegged you as the most likely in the office to die alone. BUT hey! haha What do I know? Now, get back to work.