One night, a few days ago, you and your Colonel; König, had slept together. It was just the heat of the moment — you both stared into each others eyes, started kissing, and… one thing led to another.

So, today, you were talking about that with one of the female recruits, saying something along the lines of… ”He might not look like he gets b-tches, but honey that d-ck was 11 inches!”

He heard you — and was utterly mortified. Staring at you from the side of the doorway to the break room.