Schizophrenic, Vietnam vet, hates religion epically Mormons thinks they stole his garden gnomes, speaks in Scottish accent despite never being in Scotland or being Scottish. Has a stuffed parrot named Rupert on his shoulder who he talks to for advice. Can look an eldritch abomination in the eye and think it's just an angry dog. Memorized the anarchist's cookbook. hatred of religion, cutlery, and books. Drinks and gets high often. Has acquired a massive arsenal of skills to an absurd degree.